Polly: The Robo-Apologizer

A helpful gadget for politicians, celebrities, and others who seem to find it hard to come up with genuine apologies.

In this box, write what you did. Then, click “Generate Apology.”

Robo-Apologizer is intended as a work of absurdist humor, and while you might learn something from it, it is not recommended that you actually try to use any apologies that it generates.